MR. FEZZIWIG'S BALL
A CHRISTMAS CAROL by Charles Dickens
“Yo Ho! my boys,” said Fezziwig. “No more work to-night! Christmas
Eve, Dick! Christmas, Ebenezer! Let’s have the shutters up!” cried old
Fezziwig with a sharp clap of his hands, “before a man can say Jack
Robinson..."
“Hilli-ho!” cried old Fezziwig, skipping down from the high desk with
wonderful agility. “Clear away, my lads, and let’s have lots of room
here! Hilli-ho, Dick! Cheer-up, Ebenezer!”
Clear away! There was nothing they wouldn’t have cleared away, or
couldn’t have cleared away with old Fezziwig looking on. It was done in a
minute. Every movable was packed off, as if it were dismissed from
public life forevermore; the floor was swept and watered, the lamps were
trimmed, fuel was heaped upon the fire; and the warehouse was as snug,
and warm, and dry, and bright a ballroom as you would desire to see on a
winter’s night.
In came a fiddler with a music book, and went up to the lofty desk
and made an orchestra of it and tuned like fifty stomach-aches. In came
Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile. In came the three Misses
Fezziwig, beaming and lovable. In came the six followers whose hearts
they broke. In came all the young men and women employed in the
business. In came the housemaid with her cousin the baker. In came the
cook with her brother’s particular friend the milkman. In came the boy
from over the way, who was suspected of not having board enough from his
master, trying to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one
who was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress; in they all
came, anyhow and everyhow. Away they all went, twenty couple at once;
hands half round and back again the other way; down the middle and up
again; round and round in various stages of affectionate grouping, old
top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top couple starting
off again, as soon as they got there; all top couples at last, and not a
bottom one to help them.
When this result was brought about the fiddler struck up “Sir Roger
de Coverley.” Then old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig.
Top couple, too, with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them; three
or four and twenty pairs of partners; people who were not to be trifled
with; people who would dance and had no notion of walking.
But if they had been thrice as many–oh, four times as many–old
Fezziwig would have been a match for them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig.
As to her, she was worthy to be his partner in every sense of the term.
If that’s not high praise, tell me higher and I’ll use it. A positive
light appeared to issue from Fezziwig’s calves. They shone in every part
of the dance like moons. You couldn’t have predicted at any given time
what would become of them next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig
had gone all through the dance, advance and retire; both hands to your
partner, bow and courtesy, corkscrew, thread the needle, and back again
to your place; Fezziwig “cut”–cut so deftly that he appeared to wink
with his legs, and came upon his feet again with a stagger.
When the clock struck eleven the domestic ball broke up. Mr. and Mrs.
Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side of the door, and
shaking hands with every person individually, as he or she went out,
wished him or her a Merry Christmas!
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